Saturday, December 31, 2011

The Spoof : NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve funny satire story

The Spoof : NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve funny satire story: "Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty."

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LOL Pix

LOL Pix:

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Monday, December 26, 2011

Thursday, December 22, 2011

TWO LITTLE BOYS from Joe Burton

TWO LITTLE BOYS from Joe Burton: "Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved."

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Your sometimes-cats-do-really-crazy-things of the day - The Feed Blog - CBS News

Your sometimes-cats-do-really-crazy-things of the day - The Feed Blog - CBS News: "(CBS) - If I were to say anything about this video it would spoil it, so all I can really tell you is to keep watching until the end. Wait for it, wait for it... the particularly crazy thing happens at about 30 seconds into the clip."

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Monday, December 19, 2011

Why Steve Jobs’ Mercedes Never Had a License Plate | Cult of Mac

Why Steve Jobs’ Mercedes Never Had a License Plate | Cult of Mac: "Besides his signature black turtleneck, New Balance sneakers, and blue jeans, Steve Jobs was known for his silver Mercedes SL55 AMG. What was perhaps most interesting about Jobs’ ride was the fact that it never had a license plate."

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[Image - 194147] | First World Problems | Know Your Meme

[Image - 194147] | First World Problems | Know Your Meme:

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Harmless "weapons" made of food - Boing Boing

Harmless "weapons" made of food - Boing Boing:

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Friends' spending spree in New York buys trouble - latimes.com

Friends' spending spree in New York buys trouble - latimes.com: "Two women from Garden Grove are charged with forging a check and using it to fly their friends on a private jet to New York, where they went on a shopping spree at Tiffany and Co. and Montblanc."

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Friday, December 9, 2011

Crazy Mickey Is an Obese Cowboy Man Who Will Terrify You into Buying Beepers (Updated)

Crazy Mickey Is an Obese Cowboy Man Who Will Terrify You into Buying Beepers (Updated): "Crazy Mickey Is an Obese Cowboy Man Who Will Terrify You into Buying Beepers"

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Worst Christmas gift ideas - in pictures | Life and style | guardian.co.uk

Worst Christmas gift ideas - in pictures | Life and style | guardian.co.uk: "The best of the worst Christmas gifts available this year, sourced by your very own Bad Santa, Rachel Holmes. Surprise and delight your friends and relations with a bacon wallet, a giant microbe or a neckline trainer. Really, you shouldn't have "

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5 Terrible Ideas That Solved Huge Global Problems | Cracked.com

5 Terrible Ideas That Solved Huge Global Problems | Cracked.com: "The ability to think outside the box is a valuable skill that tends to bring its possessor fame and fortune. But there's a fine line to be balanced -- if you think too far outside the box, the best you can hope for is that your padded cell is somewhat clean."

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

'Stupid' Cruise Questions Answered | Fox News

'Stupid' Cruise Questions Answered | Fox News: "Just like flight attendants and travel agents, cruise ship crew members can reel off a list of seemingly "stupid" questions they have been asked by travelers. "

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GOD LOVES DRUNKS, TOO! from Joe Burton

GOD LOVES DRUNKS, TOO! from Joe Burton: "A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."

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Dmack's Den: (Pic) When Steve Jobs arrived in Heaven...

Dmack's Den: (Pic) When Steve Jobs arrived in Heaven...:

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Saturday, December 3, 2011

It’s That Horrifying Moment….

It’s That Horrifying Moment….:

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Tales Of The Stoner Sage: Conspiracy Keanu | Runt Of The Web

Tales Of The Stoner Sage: Conspiracy Keanu | Runt Of The Web: "We’ve all been there: you’re a trouble-making teenager taking your first bong rip with a circle of friends while skipping algebra. After everyone has been satiated, a transformation takes place. Suddenly, one of your friends has figured out the entire freaking world and has no choice but to verbally display his new-found wisdom to the crowd. And so we introduce, Conspiracy Keanu, the sage of stoners:"

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Occupy Wrong Street

Occupy Wrong Street:

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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Weird Road Signs - See 10 Weird Road Signs From Around the World at WomansDay.com!

Weird Road Signs - See 10 Weird Road Signs From Around the World at WomansDay.com!: "Road signs are meant to do anything from indicate an upcoming turn to warn of hazardous conditions. But sometimes the signs are so unusual they’re more distracting than they are helpful. Whether that’s because the subject is unexpected (think Frog Crossing), an inside joke (think Bigfoot Crossing) or is illustrated a little too literally (think car driving off pier), at least it’s a good source of entertainment when you come across one. Here, we've rounded up the best of roadside humor. Tell us what you think."

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Humorous Pictures for You

Humorous Pictures for You:

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Target Shopping Carts

Target Shopping Carts:

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MUST WATCH Passenger Plane Crash Caught On Tape 2009 - YouTube

MUST WATCH Passenger Plane Crash Caught On Tape 2009 - YouTube: ""

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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

Jokes Gallery - Huge archive of free jokes!

Jokes Gallery - Huge archive of free jokes!: "Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" "

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Problem Gambling

Problem Gambling: "During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...

... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"

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Every car needs a funny bumper sticker (14 pics) | The Bigster

Every car needs a funny bumper sticker (14 pics) | The Bigster:

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Epic Homemade Porsche Win « EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories

Epic Homemade Porsche Win « EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories:

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Sunday, November 6, 2011

The 6 Most Incredible Real World Beast Masters | Cracked.com

The 6 Most Incredible Real World Beast Masters | Cracked.com: "Disney movies make hanging out with wild animals look like a walk in a fun, happy, completely predator-free park. But in the real world, being around untamed wildlife isn't so much about carefree singing and dancing and monkeyshinin' as it is about running and screaming. Then coming back later to clean up the poop trail you inevitably left behind"

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Complaint won't stop flamingo fundraiser - UPI.com

Complaint won't stop flamingo fundraiser - UPI.com: "QUINCY, Mass., Nov. 3 (UPI) -- Administrators at a Massachusetts high school said a fundraiser involving filling yards with flamingos will continue despite a complaint."

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The 11 Funniest Bathroom Design Fails from You're Doing It Wrong

The 11 Funniest Bathroom Design Fails from You're Doing It Wrong: "Okay, team. As we build these bathrooms, I want you keep one thing in mind. If people love anything, it's being uncomfortable while taking a piss, crap, or whatever the hell they do in here. So let's move all the urinals closer, hide the toilet paper, and generally do everything we can to defy all logic." - The designer of these bathrooms."

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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Day off

Day off:

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Baked Beans

Baked Beans: "Once upon a time there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, he adored them, he yearned for them. But they always caused him a great deal of embarrassment shortly after eating them. The reaction of his body to the beans was swift and terrible to behold."

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It’s a must. | Legal Buds

It’s a must.

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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Week in Review: Eddie Murphy Makes His Comeback | Music News | Rolling Stone

Week in Review: Eddie Murphy Makes His Comeback | Music News | Rolling Stone: "After years of near-silence, Eddie Murphy gives a rare extensive print interview in the new issue of Rolling Stone, on stands and available now through Rolling Stone All Access."

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Man's Utter Failure In Life A Bit Of A Sore Spot | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Man's Utter Failure In Life A Bit Of A Sore Spot | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "MADISONVILLE, TN—Sources close to local man Mike Ferguson confirmed Saturday that over time they have learned not to bring up their friend's utter failure to achieve anything whatsoever in life, a sensitive topic they said has always been a bit of a sore spot for him"

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Syphoning Gas Apology - CollegeHumor Picture

Syphoning Gas Apology

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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Dog Owner Really Loves His Dog - CollegeHumor Picture

Dog Owner Really Loves His Dog

Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is... - Memerial.net

Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is..

Twelve Things All College Freshmen Should Know

Twelve Things All College Freshmen Should Know: "University Park, Pa. -- As Penn State readies itself to greet one of its largest-ever freshmen classes, parents will attempt to ready their sons and daughters for the transition ahead -- life as college freshmen. As a supplement to those parental words of wisdom, Penn State faculty and staff have prepared their own list of tips for college freshmen:"

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Cookieman | quickmeme

Cookieman | quickmeme:

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Beethoven

Beethoven: "When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate."

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8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides | Cracked.com

8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides | Cracked.com: "There are stories every day about some rescuer heroically stopping a suicide attempt -- breaking down a door, scooping someone off a ledge or cutting a noose down with a ninja star. But sometimes there's no strapping fireman or hero cop or friendly ninja, just one little silly thing between life and death."

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Monday, October 24, 2011

Friday, October 21, 2011

10 Ridiculous Baby Naming Trends to Avoid | The Stir

10 Ridiculous Baby Naming Trends to Avoid | The Stir: "Naming a baby is one of the most important decisions you'll make in your parenting career. A single choice can dictate what nicknames your kid will get called, how professional they'll someday appear, and just how much they'll resent you someday"

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Cat Goes Home After Shopping - G4tv.com

Cat Goes Home After Shopping - G4tv.com:

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Monster slipper 'revealed as elaborate PR stunt' - Telegraph

Monster slipper 'revealed as elaborate PR stunt' - Telegraph: "Monster slipper 'revealed as elaborate PR stunt'
A story about a man who mistakenly received a size 1,450 slipper from a mail-order company may have been an elaborate PR stunt."

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Assassination of R. N. Juice

The Assassination of R. N. Juice:

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mental_floss Blog » 10 Parody Novels That Get the Last Laugh

mental_floss Blog » 10 Parody Novels That Get the Last Laugh: "J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings has sold more than 150 million copies and been translated into over 35 languages since it was first published in 1955. While it has never reached the original’s level of success, the parody novel Bored of the Rings has become something of an institution in its own right. Written by Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney, the duo who would later found National Lampoon, the book has been reprinted and updated since it was first published in 1969, including a new version printed just this year."

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mental_floss Blog » 7 Hilarious Garfield Variants

mental_floss Blog » 7 Hilarious Garfield Variants: "The comic strip Garfield has endured since 1978, when Jim Davis invented the lovable triad of Garfield, Odie, and their owner Jon Arbuckle. As a seven-year-old kid, I was a big fan — Garfield loved lasagna, and so did I. Odie (the dumb dog) was Garfield’s nemesis, so I decided that dogs were dumb. Garfield hated Mondays and diets…you get the idea."

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time:

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mental_floss Blog » Ten Epic Halloween Costumes

mental_floss Blog » Ten Epic Halloween Costumes: "The use of the word “epic” in the title could mean any of its uses, possibly “awesome,” could be “larger than life,” or it could mean “it’s a long story” as it pertains to these Halloween costumes."

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Extreme Planking - CollegeHumor Picture

Extreme Planking - CollegeHumor Picture:

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Plastic Army Men | Cracked.com

Plastic Army Men | Cracked.com: Some plastic army men were the very essence of heroism and fury, injection-molded into an easy, pocket-size form. Others, not so much.

50 Unexplainable Black & White Photos

50 Unexplainable Black & White Photos

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The 8 happiest dogs on YouTube | MNN - Mother Nature Network

The 8 happiest dogs on YouTube | MNN - Mother Nature Network: "There are few things in life happier than a happy dog. It doesn't matter if it's because they hear you pull into the driveway after work or if they find something particularly smelly to roll around on in the backyard; if a dog is happy you are going to know about it. You can see them just vibrate with pure unfiltered joy, as if they can't believe that life can be this good."

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The Village Puppets - CollegeHumor Video

The Village Puppets - CollegeHumor Video:

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"How to Write a Paper at the Last Minute (Also Known As: The Procrastinator's Guide to BS-ing an Essay)" by Jessica L - CollegeHumor Article

"How to Write a Paper at the Last Minute (Also Known As: The Procrastinator's Guide to BS-ing an Essay)" by Jessica L - CollegeHumor Article: "
Let’s face it: we’ve all been there. It’s 9 p.m. on a Sunday night, and you have a 15-page research paper due tomorrow that you have barely started. You’ve had a month to do it, but somehow, all you’ve managed is to check out a few books from the library and jot down a working thesis."

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Monday, September 19, 2011

I Want To Be Your Cat

I Want To Be Your Cat: I'm hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you're interested we'll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I'll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.

"I Think Ben and Jerry Are Having Problems" by Chase Mitchell - CollegeHumor Article

"I Think Ben and Jerry Are Having Problems" by Chase Mitchell

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Horse Kicks Man from That Happened!

Horse Kicks Man from That Happened!

Drunk man tried to pull own tooth - UPI.com

Drunk man tried to pull own tooth - UPI.com: PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla., Sept. 14 (UPI) -- A Florida man who allegedly shouted obscenities at officers that interrupted him as he tried to pull one of his own teeth was charged with breach of the peace

Dont Move - pete.com

Dont Move - pete.com

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

An Englishman, Frenchman, ... | Funny-humor-jokes.com

An Englishman, Frenchman, ... | Funny-humor-jokes.com: "An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " "

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Three guys, one Irish, one Eng... | Funny-humor-jokes.com

Three guys, one Irish, one Eng... | Funny-humor-jokes.com: "Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it"

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A couple decided that the only... | Funny-humor-jokes.com

A couple decided that the only... | Funny-humor-jokes.com: "A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood.
So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening."

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SuperKids Humor pages. Humor from the net...

SuperKids Humor pages. Humor from the net...: "Who collects this stuff?"

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Monday, September 12, 2011

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graffiti-removal-hotline.jpg (435×273):

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tumblr_lgu8gu4D0J1qbp3h9o1_500.png (485×161):

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The OSTRICH Story

The OSTRICH Story: "A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and

turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?""

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

HowStuffWorks "11 Stupid Legal Warnings"

HowStuffWorks "11 Stupid Legal Warnings"
Our lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their "you-know-whats" by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves. Some are funny, some are absolutely ridiculous, but all are guaranteed to stand up in court.

Kids And Their Pets

Kids And Their Pets

It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way.

It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way.
Maybe terrified isn’t the word. And I’ve reeled in a few smaller sharks before while doing some saltwater beach fishing. I’m talking about the expedition shark-fishing that involves sharks big enough to bite a grown man in half. What’s the appeal there?

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

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astronaut.jpg (500×350):

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changes-channels.jpg (425×294):

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Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) |

Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) |: "Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality."

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Sunday, August 28, 2011

A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE from Joe Burton

A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE from Joe Burton: A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Thanksgiving Humor

Thanksgiving Humor

Amazing Women Rock - 23 I’m A Man I Can Fix That DIY Solutions

Amazing Women Rock - 23 I’m A Man I Can Fix That DIY Solutions

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Swallowing your gum The horrific outcome demotivational poster

Swallowing your gum The horrific outcome demotivational poster:

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Canada's army We get the job done demotivational poster

Canada's army We get the job done demotivational poster:

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Watter balloon Noooooooooooooooooo demotivational poster

Watter balloon Noooooooooooooooooo demotivational poster:

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She was alive Before she was dead demotivational poster

She was alive Before she was dead demotivational poster:

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Forethought Think before you act demotivational poster

Forethought Think before you act demotivational poster:

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Bad ass Sometimes we must show off our ride demotivational poster

Bad ass Sometimes we must show off our ride demotivational poster:

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A good wife Brings balance to a man's life demotivational poster

A good wife Brings balance to a man's life demotivational poster:

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Fitting room You will not fit in that room demotivational poster

Fitting room You will not fit in that room demotivational poster:

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Donut seeds Someone is making millions demotivational poster

Donut seeds Someone is making millions demotivational poster:

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Firefox Has encoutered an unexpected problem with Windows demotivational poster

Firefox Has encoutered an unexpected problem with Windows demotivational poster:

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Hide and seek champion 2001 - 2011 demotivational poster

Hide and seek champion 2001 - 2011 demotivational poster:

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Mayans The original douchebags demotivational poster

Mayans The original douchebags demotivational poster:

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Finland Be afraid. Be very afraid demotivational poster

Finland Be afraid. Be very afraid demotivational poster:

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Target Knows What You Need For College | Tosh.0 Blog

Target Knows What You Need For College | Tosh.0 Blog:

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

UCB Parents Jokes & Quotes: Kids talk Science

UCB Parents Jokes & Quotes: Kids talk Science: "THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS:"

How to scare people on the road Video – 5min.com

How to scare people on the road Video – 5min.com

mental_floss Blog » If You Watch It Backwards …

mental_floss Blog » If You Watch It Backwards …: "New internet meme alert! There have been some chuckle-inducing one-liners floating around the web lately, many of which start with “If you watch it backwards …” What we’re witnessing is truly historic: the birth of a new genre of joke. The world’s reservoir of “Your mom is so …” jokes has nearly run dry, so it didn’t happen a moment too soon. Already a Tumblr site has cropped up to collect the best of them — which is where this slightly bad-taste rib-tickler came from:"

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Extreme Funny Humor - Funny Jokes - Useless facts

Extreme Funny Humor - Funny Jokes - Useless facts

UCB Parents Jokes & Quotes:Great Truths About Life

UCB Parents Jokes & Quotes:Great Truths About Life

Humorous Quotes

Humorous Quotes: "'It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.'
---Ben Bergor

07/12/02
'Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.'
---Garry Trudeau"

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Female Armor is Horribly Designed [Humorous Video] - How-To Geek ETC

Female Armor is Horribly Designed [Humorous Video] - How-To Geek ETC: "Our intrepid group of adventurers show up at the blacksmith shop to pick up their new armor, but not all is well. The two gentlemen in the group “provided” the design for their companion’s armor and she is less than pleased with the result. Does she get the armor and revenge she wants? Watch to find out!"

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

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Friday, January 28, 2011