Police Couldn't Respond Fast Enough to Elderly Man's Call, What Happened Next Was Totally UNEXPECTED

Police Couldn't Respond Fast Enough to Elderly Man's Call, What Happened Next Was Totally UNEXPECTED: "Police response times in America are pretty horrendous, which is why it’s critical Americans exercise their Second Amendment right to own a firearm, because let’s face it, a lot can happen in eight minutes (the average response time for a call)."



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Dallas Cowboys Honored For Helping Reintegrate Criminals Back Into NFL | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Dallas Cowboys Honored For Helping Reintegrate Criminals Back Into NFL | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "DALLAS—Praising the organization for their refusal to turn their backs on those with a troubled past, the ACLU honored the Dallas Cowboys Wednesday for their ongoing efforts to reintegrate criminals back into the NFL."



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Comedian Tim Hawkins and his Obama joke! - YouTube

Comedian Tim Hawkins and his Obama joke! - YouTube:



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These are without a doubt the funniest text messages ever sent from parents -

These are without a doubt the funniest text messages ever sent from parents -: "These are without a doubt the funniest text messages ever sent from parents"



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So 3 Contractors Meet With Obama to Fix a Broken Fence at the White House...

So 3 Contractors Meet With Obama to Fix a Broken Fence at the White House...: "So three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee and the third is from Minnesota.

All three meet with Obama to examine the fence."



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So Obama Walked Into a Local Bank to Cash a Check, Then...

So Obama Walked Into a Local Bank to Cash a Check, Then...: "President Barack Obama, surrounded by his normal retinue of Secret Service agents, walks into the Chicago branch office of a regional bank to cash a check."



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So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane...

So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane...: "The first passenger, Rick Perry said “I’m the governor of the great state of Texas, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of millions of people, helping lead our state to prosperity, etc.” So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane."



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Handyman Corner "Cadillac Backhoe" - YouTube

Handyman Corner "Cadillac Backhoe" - YouTube: ""



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Handyman Corner "Ductwork Boat" - YouTube

Handyman Corner "Ductwork Boat" - YouTube: ""



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Handyman Corner - Garage Car Wash - YouTube

Handyman Corner - Garage Car Wash - YouTube: ""



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Handyman Corner - Garage Car Wash - YouTube

Handyman Corner - Garage Car Wash - YouTube: ""



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Handyman Tip - Fridge Front Door - YouTube

Handyman Tip - Fridge Front Door - YouTube: ""



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This "Barack Obama met with the Queen of England" joke is going viral, and it's really funny -

This "Barack Obama met with the Queen of England" joke is going viral, and it's really funny -: "BARACK OBAMA MET WITH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?”"



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If you ever Feel Dumb Just Take A Look At These People And You Will Feel Better

If you ever Feel Dumb Just Take A Look At These People And You Will Feel Better: "f You Ever Feel Dumb Just Take A Look At These People And You Will Feel Better"



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The most hilariously timed photo of a guard at the UN you will ever see | Young Conservatives

The most hilariously timed photo of a guard at the UN you will ever see | Young Conservatives: "“Let’s get one thing straight from the outset: The U.N. sucks. And before you start talking about the starving babies it saves and the thorns it pulls from cuddly creatures’ paws, please remember that all sorts of awful institutions do good things."



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Surprisingly HARSH Obama Skit on SNL Will Have You Laughing Out Loud… | Young Conservatives

Surprisingly HARSH Obama Skit on SNL Will Have You Laughing Out Loud… | Young Conservatives: "Fake President Barack Obama’s take on how his administration has handled the Ebola outbreak:

“It was nowhere near as bad as how we handled the ISIS [Islamic State] situation. I mean, our various Secret Service mishaps, or the scandals of the IRS and NSA. And I don’t know if you guys remember, but the Obamacare website had some pretty serious problems too. In fact, if you look at all the stuff that’s happened my second term, this whole Ebola thing is probably one of my greatest accomplishments!"



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