Tuesday, January 8, 2013

16 Exercise GIFs to Relieve Your Workout Guilt

16 Exercise GIFs to Relieve Your Workout Guilt: "You may have Jazzercised or Zumbaed your way into 2013, riding high on the fumes of ambitious New Year's resolutions. Now, a week into the new year, you may already be feeling more couch potato than Richard Simmons."

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Sunday, January 6, 2013

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Cannibal joke

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this? " The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup. "

Lawyer joke

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a human being.