Saturday, January 26, 2013
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. His needle hit 90, 100, 110. Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing? " he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. Finally he came to the window looking steadily at the driver and said, "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go! "The driver blinked only once while his brain scrambled for a reply. "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," he said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back! "Off you go," said the officer."
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard.... Violators will be toad!
Monday, January 14, 2013
UK snow: Funny virals flood Twitter and Facebook as country is hit by Big Freeze - Mirror Online
UK snow: Funny virals flood Twitter and Facebook as country is hit by Big Freeze - Mirror Online: "In one picture a giant polar bear can be seen strolling down a residential street while in another Big Ben is seen covered in snow like a scene from disaster movie The Day After Tomorrow"
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Funny Moneyball: The sensuality of baseball scouting terms, as read by comedian Rob Delaney | Big League Stew - Yahoo! Sports
Funny Moneyball: The sensuality of baseball scouting terms, as read by comedian Rob Delaney | Big League Stew - Yahoo! Sports: "This Youtube video of comedian Rob Delaney reading baseball scouting terms and commenting on their inherent sensuality (even sexuality in some cases) is not safe for work and should be watched by kids under parental supervision only. (There, that'll stop 'em!)"
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Saturday, January 12, 2013
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Doritos 'Crash The Super Bowl' 2013 Finalists Revealed: Which Funny Ad Gets Your Vote? (VIDEOS)
Doritos 'Crash The Super Bowl' 2013 Finalists Revealed: Which Funny Ad Gets Your Vote? (VIDEOS): "Fancy crisp-makers Doritos have just announced the five finalists in their annual ‘Crash The Super Bowl’ contest - a competition that's open to all amateur ad-makers, and which sees the winner having their commercial aired during the Super Bowl. (We're up to XLVII, in case you're wondering. Those Roman numerals sure are getting tricky.)"
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Tuesday, January 8, 2013
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