Thursday, December 16, 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

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"Kindergarten Spring Break" by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor

"Kindergarten Spring Break"
by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor

Most epic High Five...

Most epic High Five...

Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotes – The Sarcasmist

Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotes – The Sarcasmist

Good joke that has a lot of truth to it

George Bush , Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
> >> hell.
> >> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
> >> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
> >>
> >> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
> >> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
> >> Putin writes him a check.
> >>
> >> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
> >> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
> >> so
> >> she writes him a check.
> >>
> >> Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
> >> finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
> >>
> >> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
> >> got to call the USA so cheaply.
> >>
> >> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
> >> gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Monday, February 22, 2010