Sunday, December 2, 2012

Hunting

Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered.'The rifle is not loaded.'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back.'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!'

Men

Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me... "

Not a good thing to say to mom

The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig. " The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is? " "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine. "

Funny business signs and names

Funny business signs and names: "Perhaps nothing is more important when it comes to starting a business than naming that business. Something memorable and strong, which makes the customer feel confident in your ability to give them what they want or need. As far as that goes, all the businesses in this gallery completely failed. Really, we're sort of stunned at how any of these store owners would get past even thinking up some of these store names, let alone hire a sign-maker to fashion a sign for them while keeping a straight face. From ill-considered acronyms to unfortunate family names to just inappropriate, these stores and businesses were born under a bad sign."

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Sheldon Cooper Joke | Funny Pictures | Funny Quotes | Funny Jokes – Photos, Images, Pics

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