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Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box, kid?" The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens." Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," the child says. "Oh, that's cute," Al Gore says and he runs off. A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Al says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are." The boy replies, "They're Republicans."

"Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?" "Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.  

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.  

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end.  

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.  

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!  

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.  

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." 

"My darling," he replied," think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.  

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. 

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.  

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" 

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. 

The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" 

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. 

So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" 

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. 

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"  

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."