Sunday, November 25, 2012

Nerd humor

How do you know if you are a geek? Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00

Lawyer joke

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."