There once was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that were stuck on an island. One day, the brunette found a magic lamp on the island. A genie came out of the lamp and said he would grant each person a wish. 

The brunette said, "I wish for a ship so I could sail home," and the genie gave her a ship. 

The redhead said, "I wish for a airplane so I could fly home," and the genie gave her an airplane. 

The blonde sighed sadly. "I'm so lonely. I wish my friends were back here with me." 

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!"

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. 

"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."  

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"  

"Anything."  

His voice softens. "Anything??"  

"Absolutely anything."  

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

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