A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. 

Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.  

Nun: I think that would be okay.  

They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...  

Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.  

Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does)  

Ten minutes later... 

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.  

Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)  

Ten minutes later...  

Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night. 

Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket.

Teacher: What is the formula for water?   

George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,o Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you?   

George: Sure, you said H to O!

A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor "Can I help you?"  

The man said, "I've come to install the phone."

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"