A German shepherd went to a Western Union office... : A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof. "The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the same price. "The dog replied "What, and ruin the punch line?! "