Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!
You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen? "
1st customer: "I'll have tea. "
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean! "
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? "

The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, "What flag is this? "A little girl called out, "That's the flag of our country. "Very good," the teacher said. "And what is the name of our country? "'Tis of thee," the girl said confidently."