Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard.... Violators will be toad!