Wednesday, May 5, 2010

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"Kindergarten Spring Break" by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor

"Kindergarten Spring Break"
by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor

Most epic High Five...

Most epic High Five...

Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotes – The Sarcasmist

Top 10 Groucho Marx Quotes – The Sarcasmist

Good joke that has a lot of truth to it

George Bush , Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
> >> hell.
> >> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
> >> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
> >>
> >> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
> >> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
> >> Putin writes him a check.
> >>
> >> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
> >> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
> >> so
> >> she writes him a check.
> >>
> >> Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
> >> finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
> >>
> >> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
> >> got to call the USA so cheaply.
> >>
> >> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
> >> gone to hell, so it's a local call."