Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man : 

1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.

2. He had no in-laws to drop in.

3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with.

4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.

5. He never had his dinner interrupted by window salesmen.

6. He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.

7. He never had to shovel snow!

8. If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn't normal.

9. There was no "standard weight and height " tables - and the word FAT meant good.

10. When God asked "Adam, where are you? " He replied, "The woman you gave me was reading the map. "

Music jokes : 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning! "

2nd man: "Did they wake you? "

1st man: "Nah.... I was up playing my bagpipes. "

PC Support : Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparently can't read a manual, or lack common sense. Here is a transcript of just one such case:Caller "Hello is this Packard Bell Tech support? "Tech "Yes how can I help you? "Caller "The cup holder on front of my computer broke off and it is still under warranty, how do I go about getting it fixed? " Tech "Excuse, you've stumped me. How did you get this cup holder, was it part of some promotion? "Caller "It came with the computer, I don't know of any promotion. "Tech "Does it have any markings on it, any names, any symbols? "Caller "Yes, it says 4X! "

Idiot and fool jokes : Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? 

He thought they were donut seeds.