John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "MOSCOW—Having waited until the Russian leader was lying facedown on the massage table before quietly slipping into the room behind him, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry is said to have posed as a masseuse at a high-end Moscow spa Monday in order to spend a few minutes alone with Vladimir Putin. "
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Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "LANSING, MI—Saying he just hasn’t been motivated to change out of his pajamas and put on nice clothes, 45-year-old Jeff Renton confirmed Tuesday that he’s currently having one of those decades where he doesn’t really feel like getting up and doing anything."
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