Sunday, October 21, 2012

Dog ate it

"Johnny, where's your homework? " Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that? " "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I had to force him, but he ate it! "