Wednesday, August 14, 2013

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don't love me any more..." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink. He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she replies -" Sure, why not! "They get to her place, and she lies on the bed and says," Ok, show me what you do best! ". Without delay, the Redneck rips off his jacket, -grabs her T. V., VCR, and purse and runs out the door!"