Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On Bed | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "BALTIMORE—According to a study published Monday in Psychological Bulletin, more than 83 percent of suicides take place when an individual is faced with the task of putting a fitted sheet onto a mattress. "In the majority of these cases, "
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Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy
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NASA scientists, whose intelligence was called "adorable" by the pompous alien race.
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New Photos Reveal Stress Of Obama's First Term In Office Has Rapidly Aged Americans | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
New Photos Reveal Stress Of Obama's First Term In Office Has Rapidly Aged Americans | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "WASHINGTON—Recent side-by-side photographic comparisons of Americans before and after he assumed the presidency have confirmed the stress of Barack Obama's time in the White House has taken a significant toll on the U.S. populace, dramatically accelerating the nation's signs of aging."
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