Thursday, April 11, 2013

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!
You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen? "
1st customer: "I'll have tea. "
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean! "
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? "
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, "What flag is this? "A little girl called out, "That's the flag of our country. "Very good," the teacher said. "And what is the name of our country? "'Tis of thee," the girl said confidently."

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Top 5 Funniest Movies

Top 5 Funniest Movies: "Everyone has a different opinion of what they think is funny. Some things are funny at some times, and not funny at others. Of all the movies I have seen, these are my top 5 of all time. If you have not seen all of these movies, you should. It was hard to narrow it down to 5, but I didn't want to have the list too long. Check out my choices and let me know what you think, agree or disagree."

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Monday, April 1, 2013

Round Up: All of Google’s jokes for April Fools 2013 - The Next Web

Round Up: All of Google’s jokes for April Fools 2013 - The Next Web: "Every year, Google goes all out for April Fools’ Day. The company not only pulls together more jokes than all the other tech giants, but the company makes a point to outdo itself too. It honestly gets difficult to keep track of everything Google thinks up, so like last year we’re putting together a roundup."

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