A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. 

"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."  

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"  

"Anything."  

His voice softens. "Anything??"  

"Absolutely anything."  

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

A blonde walked into a gas station and told the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door." "Why, sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially for that." 

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice. "No, no, a little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car." 

An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.  The mother asks the daughter, "What are you doing naked?" 

The daughter responds, "This is the dress of love." 

When the mother returns home, She strips naked and waits for her husband. 

When her husband arrives, he asks her, "What are you doing naked, woman? 

"She responds: "This is the dress of love." 

And he said to her: "Well, go iron it."