Saturday, August 17, 2013

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" 

A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die.
What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A. Not enough sand.