Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization.
The red-head said, "I'm going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it. " Then the brunette said, "I'm going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat. " And then the blonde said "I'm going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down! "

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.