What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!
Thursday, February 20, 2014
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went to the water park to go down the water slide. An employee told them, "Did you know that the water slide is magical? When you slide down, shout out your favorite thing to drink, and you will land in it!"
So the brunette went down the slide and shouted, "Lemonade!" and she landed in a big pool of lemonade.
Then the redhead went down the slide and yelled out, "Root Beer!" and she landed in a large pool of root beer.
But when the blonde went down, she forgot the rules, and yelled out, "Weeeee!"
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual".
The dog looked at the manager calmly and said "Meow".
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to take a leak in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.
He searched in vain for the bathrooms, and he finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage. Since nobody was watching, the man decided to take a leak in the fountain.
When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He looked through the crowd in the dark until he found his wife. "Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.
"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it!"
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