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Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy
FEBRUARY 6, 2012 | ISSUE 48•06
NASA scientists, whose intelligence was called "adorable" by the pompous alien race.
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HOUSTON—Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind's understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced today they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent, extremely condescending life in a galaxy nearly 13.8 billion light-years away."
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