There once was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that were stuck on an island. One day, the brunette found a magic lamp on the island. A genie came out of the lamp and said he would grant each person a wish. 

The brunette said, "I wish for a ship so I could sail home," and the genie gave her a ship. 

The redhead said, "I wish for a airplane so I could fly home," and the genie gave her an airplane. 

The blonde sighed sadly. "I'm so lonely. I wish my friends were back here with me."