Thursday, September 22, 2011
Plastic Army Men | Cracked.com
Plastic Army Men | Cracked.com: Some plastic army men were the very essence of heroism and fury, injection-molded into an easy, pocket-size form. Others, not so much.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
NO BARE BOOBS HERE! from Joe Burton
NO BARE BOOBS HERE! from Joe Burton: "The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day."
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011
The 8 happiest dogs on YouTube | MNN - Mother Nature Network
The 8 happiest dogs on YouTube | MNN - Mother Nature Network: "There are few things in life happier than a happy dog. It doesn't matter if it's because they hear you pull into the driveway after work or if they find something particularly smelly to roll around on in the backyard; if a dog is happy you are going to know about it. You can see them just vibrate with pure unfiltered joy, as if they can't believe that life can be this good."
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"How to Write a Paper at the Last Minute (Also Known As: The Procrastinator's Guide to BS-ing an Essay)" by Jessica L - CollegeHumor Article
"How to Write a Paper at the Last Minute (Also Known As: The Procrastinator's Guide to BS-ing an Essay)" by Jessica L - CollegeHumor Article: "
Let’s face it: we’ve all been there. It’s 9 p.m. on a Sunday night, and you have a 15-page research paper due tomorrow that you have barely started. You’ve had a month to do it, but somehow, all you’ve managed is to check out a few books from the library and jot down a working thesis."
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Let’s face it: we’ve all been there. It’s 9 p.m. on a Sunday night, and you have a 15-page research paper due tomorrow that you have barely started. You’ve had a month to do it, but somehow, all you’ve managed is to check out a few books from the library and jot down a working thesis."
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Monday, September 19, 2011
I Want To Be Your Cat
I Want To Be Your Cat: I'm hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you're interested we'll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I'll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Drunk man tried to pull own tooth - UPI.com
Drunk man tried to pull own tooth - UPI.com: PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla., Sept. 14 (UPI) -- A Florida man who allegedly shouted obscenities at officers that interrupted him as he tried to pull one of his own teeth was charged with breach of the peace
Friday, September 16, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
An Englishman, Frenchman, ... | Funny-humor-jokes.com
An Englishman, Frenchman, ... | Funny-humor-jokes.com: "An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " "
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Three guys, one Irish, one Eng... | Funny-humor-jokes.com
Three guys, one Irish, one Eng... | Funny-humor-jokes.com: "Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it"
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They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it"
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A couple decided that the only... | Funny-humor-jokes.com
A couple decided that the only... | Funny-humor-jokes.com: "A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood.
So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening."
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So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening."
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Monday, September 12, 2011
The OSTRICH Story
The OSTRICH Story: "A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and
turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?""
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The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and
turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?""
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Sunday, September 11, 2011
HowStuffWorks "11 Stupid Legal Warnings"
HowStuffWorks "11 Stupid Legal Warnings"
Our lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their "you-know-whats" by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves. Some are funny, some are absolutely ridiculous, but all are guaranteed to stand up in court.
Our lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their "you-know-whats" by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves. Some are funny, some are absolutely ridiculous, but all are guaranteed to stand up in court.
It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way.
It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way.
Maybe terrified isn’t the word. And I’ve reeled in a few smaller sharks before while doing some saltwater beach fishing. I’m talking about the expedition shark-fishing that involves sharks big enough to bite a grown man in half. What’s the appeal there?
Maybe terrified isn’t the word. And I’ve reeled in a few smaller sharks before while doing some saltwater beach fishing. I’m talking about the expedition shark-fishing that involves sharks big enough to bite a grown man in half. What’s the appeal there?
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) |
Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) |: "Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality."
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