Sunday, October 30, 2011

Week in Review: Eddie Murphy Makes His Comeback | Music News | Rolling Stone

Week in Review: Eddie Murphy Makes His Comeback | Music News | Rolling Stone: "After years of near-silence, Eddie Murphy gives a rare extensive print interview in the new issue of Rolling Stone, on stands and available now through Rolling Stone All Access."

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Man's Utter Failure In Life A Bit Of A Sore Spot | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Man's Utter Failure In Life A Bit Of A Sore Spot | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "MADISONVILLE, TN—Sources close to local man Mike Ferguson confirmed Saturday that over time they have learned not to bring up their friend's utter failure to achieve anything whatsoever in life, a sensitive topic they said has always been a bit of a sore spot for him"

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Syphoning Gas Apology - CollegeHumor Picture

Syphoning Gas Apology

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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Dog Owner Really Loves His Dog - CollegeHumor Picture

Dog Owner Really Loves His Dog

Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is... - Memerial.net

Bert Kreischer is a comedian and whenever he is..

Twelve Things All College Freshmen Should Know

Twelve Things All College Freshmen Should Know: "University Park, Pa. -- As Penn State readies itself to greet one of its largest-ever freshmen classes, parents will attempt to ready their sons and daughters for the transition ahead -- life as college freshmen. As a supplement to those parental words of wisdom, Penn State faculty and staff have prepared their own list of tips for college freshmen:"

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Cookieman | quickmeme

Cookieman | quickmeme:

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Beethoven

Beethoven: "When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate."

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8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides | Cracked.com

8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides | Cracked.com: "There are stories every day about some rescuer heroically stopping a suicide attempt -- breaking down a door, scooping someone off a ledge or cutting a noose down with a ninja star. But sometimes there's no strapping fireman or hero cop or friendly ninja, just one little silly thing between life and death."

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Monday, October 24, 2011

Friday, October 21, 2011

10 Ridiculous Baby Naming Trends to Avoid | The Stir

10 Ridiculous Baby Naming Trends to Avoid | The Stir: "Naming a baby is one of the most important decisions you'll make in your parenting career. A single choice can dictate what nicknames your kid will get called, how professional they'll someday appear, and just how much they'll resent you someday"

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Cat Goes Home After Shopping - G4tv.com

Cat Goes Home After Shopping - G4tv.com:

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Monster slipper 'revealed as elaborate PR stunt' - Telegraph

Monster slipper 'revealed as elaborate PR stunt' - Telegraph: "Monster slipper 'revealed as elaborate PR stunt'
A story about a man who mistakenly received a size 1,450 slipper from a mail-order company may have been an elaborate PR stunt."

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Assassination of R. N. Juice

The Assassination of R. N. Juice:

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mental_floss Blog » 10 Parody Novels That Get the Last Laugh

mental_floss Blog » 10 Parody Novels That Get the Last Laugh: "J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings has sold more than 150 million copies and been translated into over 35 languages since it was first published in 1955. While it has never reached the original’s level of success, the parody novel Bored of the Rings has become something of an institution in its own right. Written by Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney, the duo who would later found National Lampoon, the book has been reprinted and updated since it was first published in 1969, including a new version printed just this year."

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mental_floss Blog » 7 Hilarious Garfield Variants

mental_floss Blog » 7 Hilarious Garfield Variants: "The comic strip Garfield has endured since 1978, when Jim Davis invented the lovable triad of Garfield, Odie, and their owner Jon Arbuckle. As a seven-year-old kid, I was a big fan — Garfield loved lasagna, and so did I. Odie (the dumb dog) was Garfield’s nemesis, so I decided that dogs were dumb. Garfield hated Mondays and diets…you get the idea."

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time:

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mental_floss Blog » Ten Epic Halloween Costumes

mental_floss Blog » Ten Epic Halloween Costumes: "The use of the word “epic” in the title could mean any of its uses, possibly “awesome,” could be “larger than life,” or it could mean “it’s a long story” as it pertains to these Halloween costumes."

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Extreme Planking - CollegeHumor Picture

Extreme Planking - CollegeHumor Picture:

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