Police Couldn't Respond Fast Enough to Elderly Man's Call, What Happened Next Was Totally UNEXPECTED

Police Couldn't Respond Fast Enough to Elderly Man's Call, What Happened Next Was Totally UNEXPECTED: "Police response times in America are pretty horrendous, which is why it’s critical Americans exercise their Second Amendment right to own a firearm, because let’s face it, a lot can happen in eight minutes (the average response time for a call)."



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Dallas Cowboys Honored For Helping Reintegrate Criminals Back Into NFL | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Dallas Cowboys Honored For Helping Reintegrate Criminals Back Into NFL | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "DALLAS—Praising the organization for their refusal to turn their backs on those with a troubled past, the ACLU honored the Dallas Cowboys Wednesday for their ongoing efforts to reintegrate criminals back into the NFL."



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Comedian Tim Hawkins and his Obama joke! - YouTube

Comedian Tim Hawkins and his Obama joke! - YouTube:



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These are without a doubt the funniest text messages ever sent from parents -

These are without a doubt the funniest text messages ever sent from parents -: "These are without a doubt the funniest text messages ever sent from parents"



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So 3 Contractors Meet With Obama to Fix a Broken Fence at the White House...

So 3 Contractors Meet With Obama to Fix a Broken Fence at the White House...: "So three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee and the third is from Minnesota.

All three meet with Obama to examine the fence."



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So Obama Walked Into a Local Bank to Cash a Check, Then...

So Obama Walked Into a Local Bank to Cash a Check, Then...: "President Barack Obama, surrounded by his normal retinue of Secret Service agents, walks into the Chicago branch office of a regional bank to cash a check."



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So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane...

So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane...: "The first passenger, Rick Perry said “I’m the governor of the great state of Texas, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of millions of people, helping lead our state to prosperity, etc.” So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane."



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