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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot? " enquired the teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. "

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Best NFC East Jokes; A Guy Walks Into a Bar

Best NFC East Jokes; A Guy Walks Into a Bar: "Ok sports fans. Its time to ramp up. Week four of the preseason is on us. And, well, who cares. Scrubs time. Time for the big bounce into the regular season. And with that, I thought I’d give you my rendition of open mic night in the NFC East. Post your best in the comment section. And here you’ll find the best NFC East jokes."

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Any good jokes : Just For Fun - Psych forums

Any good jokes : Just For Fun - Psych forums:

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Michael McIntyre: jokes and one-liners - Telegraph

Michael McIntyre: jokes and one-liners - Telegraph: "The star of Comedy Roadshow, Britain's Got Talent and the winner of the 2010 British Comedy Award for Best Male TV Comic, Michael McIntyre returns to the road for his third and biggest UK Arena tour to date. Here are some past examples of his humour."

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Top jokes from this year's Edinburgh festival - Entertainment, Frontpage - Herald.ie

Top jokes from this year's Edinburgh festival - Entertainment, Frontpage - Herald.ie: "What makes a good joke? Is it timing? Delivery? Do you still laugh the second time you hear it? Top critics have tried to settle the debate by picking their 40 favourites from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival"

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JOKE: The Man And The Bank Loan

JOKE: The Man And The Bank Loan: "A wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million dollars."

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Reader's Digest features Jacksonville man's fishy joke | jacksonville.com

Reader's Digest features Jacksonville man's fishy joke | jacksonville.com: "Reader’s Digest bit when Jacksonville resident Frank Johnston threw them a line about sharks."

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Teenager Buys Alcohol Using Fake ID Showing A Picture Of Bobby Hill

Teenager Buys Alcohol Using Fake ID Showing A Picture Of Bobby Hill: "Kids today…are much smarter than adults, apparently. A teenager in Nottinghamshire, which sounds like the fictional setting of a comically whimsical Hugh Grant movie, used a fake ID showing a picture of Bobby Hill from Fox’s King of the Hill, TV’s funniest show that never told an actual joke, to buy alcohol. Six times."

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Geek Comic for August 17th – An Unacceptable Mobile Payment Option - How-To Geek

Geek Comic for August 17th – An Unacceptable Mobile Payment Option - How-To Geek:

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