This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard.... Violators will be toad!

UK snow: Funny virals flood Twitter and Facebook as country is hit by Big Freeze - Mirror Online

UK snow: Funny virals flood Twitter and Facebook as country is hit by Big Freeze - Mirror Online: "In one picture a giant polar bear can be seen strolling down a residential street while in another Big Ben is seen covered in snow like a scene from disaster movie The Day After Tomorrow"

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Funny Moneyball: The sensuality of baseball scouting terms, as read by comedian Rob Delaney | Big League Stew - Yahoo! Sports

Funny Moneyball: The sensuality of baseball scouting terms, as read by comedian Rob Delaney | Big League Stew - Yahoo! Sports: "This Youtube video of comedian Rob Delaney reading baseball scouting terms and commenting on their inherent sensuality (even sexuality in some cases) is not safe for work and should be watched by kids under parental supervision only. (There, that'll stop 'em!)"

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EPIC WIN COMPILATION OCTOBER 2012 !!! - YouTube

EPIC WIN COMPILATION OCTOBER 2012 !!! - YouTube: ""

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Doritos 'Crash The Super Bowl' 2013 Finalists Revealed: Which Funny Ad Gets Your Vote? (VIDEOS)

Doritos 'Crash The Super Bowl' 2013 Finalists Revealed: Which Funny Ad Gets Your Vote? (VIDEOS): "Fancy crisp-makers Doritos have just announced the five finalists in their annual ‘Crash The Super Bowl’ contest - a competition that's open to all amateur ad-makers, and which sees the winner having their commercial aired during the Super Bowl. (We're up to XLVII, in case you're wondering. Those Roman numerals sure are getting tricky.)"

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funny videos of people falling 2013 new - YouTube

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16 Exercise GIFs to Relieve Your Workout Guilt

16 Exercise GIFs to Relieve Your Workout Guilt: "You may have Jazzercised or Zumbaed your way into 2013, riding high on the fumes of ambitious New Year's resolutions. Now, a week into the new year, you may already be feeling more couch potato than Richard Simmons."

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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Cannibal joke

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this? " The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup. "

Lawyer joke

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a human being.