How Guys Will Use Google Glass:
'via Blog this'
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
30 Kids Who Wrote The Meanest Notes Ever. I Should Feel Bad…But I Can’t Stop Laughing! | Distractify
30 Kids Who Wrote The Meanest Notes Ever. I Should Feel Bad…But I Can’t Stop Laughing! | Distractify: "Children are so brutally honest with their opinions, especially toward adults. I LOST IT when I got to the 5th one."
'via Blog this'
'via Blog this'
Obama Not Ruling Out U.S. Military Action In Congress | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Obama Not Ruling Out U.S. Military Action In Congress | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "WASHINGTON—Following years of continued fighting and disorder in the troubled region, President Barack Obama revealed today that he has not ruled out taking immediate and decisive military action in the United States Congress."
'via Blog this'
'via Blog this'
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time for lunch, I am going to jump off too."
The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping off too!"
The next day the Irishman opened his lunchbox and sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps off the building. The Mexican opens his lunch box and sees burritos and jumps off too. The redneck opens his lunchbox and sees bologna so he jumps to his death. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping and says, "If I had known he was tired of corned beef and cabbage I would have never given it to him again!". The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said, "He makes his own lunch!"
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
Sunday, January 12, 2014
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)