Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Jack Vale pranks telemarketers

Jack Vale pranks telemarketers: "Ah, sweet revenge. An online pharmacy outfit had the bad luck to place a telemarketing call to prankster Jack Vale. Taking advantage of the fact that most telemarketers won't hang up on you, Vale (aka "Rosalind") interrupts the caller every time she tries to speak and also drives the next guy to get on the line crazy. This video's an edited version of the epic 16-minute call, so skip to 3:08 to see the conversation wind up on a funny (but distasteful) note. "

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!
You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen? "
1st customer: "I'll have tea. "
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean! "
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? "
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, "What flag is this? "A little girl called out, "That's the flag of our country. "Very good," the teacher said. "And what is the name of our country? "'Tis of thee," the girl said confidently."