A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.  

Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"  

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."  

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."  

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."  

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.  

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"  

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." 

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

During a rock climbing expedition, an accident occurred, as some of the grappling hooks gave way. This left the eleven climbers clinging precariously to the wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on the Mountain. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the weight on the rope would cause more of the hooks to give way and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. All ten blondes applauded.

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. 

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea...let's pretend we're married." 

"Why not," giggles the woman. 

"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket." 

An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.  

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.  

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"  

He replied, "To the kitchen." 

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"  

"Sure."  

Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"  

"No, I can remember that."  

"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said.  

"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."  

She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that. You had better write it down."  

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." He went into the kitchen.  

After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.  

She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast."