Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Watch: This Flight Attendant Actually Had People Roaring With Laughter During Her Safety Presentation | Video | TheBlaze.com

Watch: This Flight Attendant Actually Had People Roaring With Laughter During Her Safety Presentation | Video | TheBlaze.com: "Most well-seasoned air travelers know the drill: The moment you hear the words “brief safety demonstration,” you probably tune out and crack open your book.

But a Southwest Airlines flight attendant who “had a long day” used a bit of humor and successfully commanded the attention of the entire cabin."



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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity?  

Second girl: No, it's imagination.
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. 

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"