This "Barack Obama met with the Queen of England" joke is going viral, and it's really funny -

This "Barack Obama met with the Queen of England" joke is going viral, and it's really funny -: "BARACK OBAMA MET WITH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?”"



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If you ever Feel Dumb Just Take A Look At These People And You Will Feel Better

If you ever Feel Dumb Just Take A Look At These People And You Will Feel Better: "f You Ever Feel Dumb Just Take A Look At These People And You Will Feel Better"



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The most hilariously timed photo of a guard at the UN you will ever see | Young Conservatives

The most hilariously timed photo of a guard at the UN you will ever see | Young Conservatives: "“Let’s get one thing straight from the outset: The U.N. sucks. And before you start talking about the starving babies it saves and the thorns it pulls from cuddly creatures’ paws, please remember that all sorts of awful institutions do good things."



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Surprisingly HARSH Obama Skit on SNL Will Have You Laughing Out Loud… | Young Conservatives

Surprisingly HARSH Obama Skit on SNL Will Have You Laughing Out Loud… | Young Conservatives: "Fake President Barack Obama’s take on how his administration has handled the Ebola outbreak:

“It was nowhere near as bad as how we handled the ISIS [Islamic State] situation. I mean, our various Secret Service mishaps, or the scandals of the IRS and NSA. And I don’t know if you guys remember, but the Obamacare website had some pretty serious problems too. In fact, if you look at all the stuff that’s happened my second term, this whole Ebola thing is probably one of my greatest accomplishments!"



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Facebook: "British joke: A London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the radio.
'A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because "in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel."
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel.." '"



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There where two snakes talking.  

The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisoned?'.  

Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"  

The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. 

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. 

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. 

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. 

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

I bet you don't know what day this is, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door.  

The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: 

"Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that, 

he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work. 

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. 

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. 

The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation.  

His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

A woman was standing, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

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