Wednesday, December 17, 2014

This "Barack Obama met with the Queen of England" joke is going viral, and it's really funny -

This "Barack Obama met with the Queen of England" joke is going viral, and it's really funny -: "BARACK OBAMA MET WITH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?”"



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Sunday, November 9, 2014

The most hilariously timed photo of a guard at the UN you will ever see | Young Conservatives

The most hilariously timed photo of a guard at the UN you will ever see | Young Conservatives: "“Let’s get one thing straight from the outset: The U.N. sucks. And before you start talking about the starving babies it saves and the thorns it pulls from cuddly creatures’ paws, please remember that all sorts of awful institutions do good things."



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Monday, October 27, 2014

Surprisingly HARSH Obama Skit on SNL Will Have You Laughing Out Loud… | Young Conservatives

Surprisingly HARSH Obama Skit on SNL Will Have You Laughing Out Loud… | Young Conservatives: "Fake President Barack Obama’s take on how his administration has handled the Ebola outbreak:

“It was nowhere near as bad as how we handled the ISIS [Islamic State] situation. I mean, our various Secret Service mishaps, or the scandals of the IRS and NSA. And I don’t know if you guys remember, but the Obamacare website had some pretty serious problems too. In fact, if you look at all the stuff that’s happened my second term, this whole Ebola thing is probably one of my greatest accomplishments!"



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Saturday, September 13, 2014

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Facebook: "British joke: A London cab driver's answer to a request from a Muslim to turn off the radio.
'A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because "in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel."
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel.." '"



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