Monday, September 3, 2012

Duck joke


A Duck walks into a bar... : A Duck walks into a bar. 
Duck: You got any bread? 
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]
Duck: You got any bread? 
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread[In a little while]
Duck: You got any bread? 
Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread![Some time later]
Duck: Got any bread? 
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar...... 
Duck: You got any nails? 
Barman: NO! 
Duck: You got any bread? 

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