Flood humor

During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy.
As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then turned around and went downstream. After it had gone some distance, it turned again and came back. "Do you see that baseball cap? " said the girl. "First it goes downstream, then turns around and comes back. " "Oh, that's my dad," replied the boy. "This morning he said that come hell or high water, he was going to cut the grass today. "