Golf humor

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before! " Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir! "
3. Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me! " Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir! "
4. Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game? " Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf. "