A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you. " she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love. "That must be rather difficult. " the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much. " she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset. "