Measuring Success 

At age 4 success is . . . . not messing in your pants. 

At age 12 success is . . . having friends. 

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. 

At age 20 success is . . . having sex. 

At age 35 success is . . . having money. 

At age 50 success is . . . having money. 

At age 60 success is . . . having sex. 

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. 

At age 75 success is . . . having friends. 

At age 90 success is . . . not messing in your pants.