A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience    would be    different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same    tricks over and over    again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows    each week and    began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he    understood he started    shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat" 

"Look, he is hiding the    flowers under the table" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades   ?" The magician    was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's    parrot. 

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself    on a piece of wood    in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at    each other with hate, 

but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and    another. 

After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"