Canibals

There were two cannibals talking about recipe ideas. The first cannibal says, "I really don't like the missionaries.  They taste terrible."

The second cannibal said, "How did you cook him?"

The first cannibal said, "I put him in the pot and boiled him, just like always."

The second cannibal asked, "What did he look like?"

The first cannibal responded, "He was kinda short, fat, half-bald, and wore a brown tunic."

The second cannibal responded, "Well, there's your problem.  That one was a friar."