11 of the weirdest, funniest pages on Wikipedia | News | Geek.com: "It’s late at night, you’re not tired, but you don’t have enough energy to do anything — even catching up on Netflix requires too much of your brain to focus. So, you end up mindlessly clicking through links you don’t care about on platforms like Reddit or 4chan. A few minutes later, that leads to an interesting page on Wikipedia, which you miraculously read in full, and in turn leads to another amusing article.
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Monday, March 24, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man :
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.
2. He had no in-laws to drop in.
3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with.
4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.
5. He never had his dinner interrupted by window salesmen.
6. He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.
7. He never had to shovel snow!
8. If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn't normal.
9. There was no "standard weight and height " tables - and the word FAT meant good.
10. When God asked "Adam, where are you? " He replied, "The woman you gave me was reading the map. "
PC Support : Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparently can't read a manual, or lack common sense. Here is a transcript of just one such case:Caller "Hello is this Packard Bell Tech support? "Tech "Yes how can I help you? "Caller "The cup holder on front of my computer broke off and it is still under warranty, how do I go about getting it fixed? " Tech "Excuse, you've stumped me. How did you get this cup holder, was it part of some promotion? "Caller "It came with the computer, I don't know of any promotion. "Tech "Does it have any markings on it, any names, any symbols? "Caller "Yes, it says 4X! "
Friday, March 21, 2014
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
John Kerry Poses As Masseuse To Get Few Minutes With Putin | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "MOSCOW—Having waited until the Russian leader was lying facedown on the massage table before quietly slipping into the room behind him, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry is said to have posed as a masseuse at a high-end Moscow spa Monday in order to spend a few minutes alone with Vladimir Putin. "
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Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "LANSING, MI—Saying he just hasn’t been motivated to change out of his pajamas and put on nice clothes, 45-year-old Jeff Renton confirmed Tuesday that he’s currently having one of those decades where he doesn’t really feel like getting up and doing anything."
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